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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:18 am

If he didn't have a better hold on his temper, the wolf would have roared the building away. J tasted bitterness at the depths of his throat, dark and growling with his attempt to keep his form anthropomorphic. Any bigger and he would be trapped himself in this small enclosure of a house. He could crush the building or huff puff it to smithereens but that too would blow his cover.

Three deep breaths was all it took to calm down, the fur fading away to reveal icky pink beneath. His clothes were torn in all the seams and his eyes still gleamed a furious red but the wolf was subdued.

"Fifty years."

He muttered to himself and sat down on his hind legs….well, his feet now.
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:43 pm

Fifty years? Aki did the math....he'll be seventy something. He doesn't mind having a pet puppy until he's seventy. Hell, he never planned nor thought he would live that long anyways. But fifty years with a pet that can roar and be loud just.....

Aki let out a sigh with a content grin on his face, thing may never be calm and quiet again.

"I'll take fifty years of service."

He brush himself off, looked at the mess, feeling quite at home the disorder. Then turning J. "You're cute, I'm keeping you."

Reaching for whatever was left in the bottle of champagne and to pour each of them a glass. Sort of. Whatever was left of his glassware. Setting one in front of the other.

"So...what do you want to do first? I heard there are mountains, where dwarfs hide their gold. Think you can get me in there, I'm going to need money to move out of here now."
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:52 pm

Smoky grey eyes glinted at the bratty pink's agreement.

"That's final. No more, no less."

Fifty years for one night in a shithole like this…he must have been tricked into it. Well, he knew a fox once that nearly tricked the fur of his back. Fifty years wasn't so bad as long as at the end of it, he could sink his teeth into flesh and crunch down on bones.

…Or maybe he'll piss all over the carcass instead. Decisions, decisions…

"I know no such settlement in this world, pink."

J snatched the glass and downed it. Then he snatched the bottle and downed that too. Might as well unsober up and fast.
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:10 pm

"...Then does such a place exist in YOUR world?"

Aki looked at the other, completely offended that he finished off the bottle.

"HEY...HEY...HEY. THAT'S MINE! I stole it, I get to finish it!"

He reached to pry it out of the other's hands.

"...Fine, another $6000 to the bill."

e_____________________e He risked his life for that bottle! And his birds!
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:48 pm

"Count all you want, pink. Numbers matter little to me. Fifty years is the final agreement."

With a whirl of wind his snout was pressed to Aki's, dark eyes gleaming.

"No more. No less."

He would not allow himself to be tricked any further. The wolf watched the youth try to yank the bottle from his hand. Maybe this torment could work both ways…then at least fifty years of service won't be that miserable. He refused to let go of the bottle, leaving just three more shots left inside, then with Aki's next attempted yank, J yanked it back just hard enough to let the bottle slip from both their hands, against the wall behind in a resounding CRASH.

Oops<3.

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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:11 am

"Great..." Whatever, like Aki cared, fifty years is more than he was asking for. So that means, even more looting!

But instead, he was going to wrestle for that bottle.

CRASH.

Aki stared at what was left of his breakfast, his mind processing something about J being bounded to him through fangs, claws, and scruff for fifty years.

Fifty years. Wolf or not, cute nose or not.

POW!

Aki's fist connected with the mutt's nose.
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:00 am

It nearly did, for the wolf was faster. He caught that wrist and gripped it hard, eyes gleaming in that bloodthirsty way.

"One cast too little for you, perhaps?"

They had an agreement but it was to be on his own terms. J snorted with a toss of that wrist aside. He wasn't going to bathe or get a change of clothes, or shave.

"Try that again and you shall be meat in my belly. Fear not, I shan't eat all of you at once, but little by little to last a good fifty years."

Should he start with a thumb or a toe? Decisions, decisions…
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:58 am

"Eh, I have trouble with just doing something once."

In other words, he really never learn from his lesson. So instead, he picked up up the notepad, rolled it up and bobbed J right on the nose.

"Bad dog."

Aki got himself a puppy and he's going to train that mutt into his pet. Or at least cause havorc for him and not against him. Not that Aki would really care. Disorder is disorder.

"Go ahead and try me, I'll have you explosive diarrhea."

Toes or thumbs.
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:20 pm

The wolf's nose scrunched up at that sudden tap, looking puzzled and confused for a moment. It was something no one had ever done to him before, and it made him want to sneeze.

Touching his snout, J seemed extremely out of his zone as he tried to make sense of what just happened. Weird.

"........."

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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:36 pm

The poor thing looked so confused, touching his nose like someone just....wait, he did just tapped the other on the nose.

Ha...So that is an effective training technique.

But just look at that confused little face, Aki could just snug it and love it and keep it forever. Well, fifty years.

"...Come on, let's go get you..." Aki did a one up on J, did an eye roll. "At least cleaned up enough so when I get this place fixed, they don't think you're a hobo I picked up and fell in love with."
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PostSubject: Re: He must be stupid or stupid [J]   Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:49 pm

Wordlessly J shuffled on when Aki tugged him towards the bathroom, with one hand still placed over his snout.

"….???"

Looks like it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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