Being good is hard [CLOSED]

Monster gold does absolutely nothing for Aki's mood. Nothing. NOTHING. Monsters are boring and slow and have no sense of time or chaos. Honestly.

Now that he had exchange a majority of the stolen goods to things he wanted, he had a new condo by the beach. A nice car that he wrapped around a lamp. And now he's bored. No one was coming after him.

Koshi and Kiyo are probably off doing whatever it was that birds do. And that leaves him.

Aki. Alone. Sitting on the beach. Waiting for it to warm up so he can get a fucking tan. So for now, he's pelleting the seagulls with bread crumbs mumbling, "LOVE ME. I'M FUCKING SNOW WHITE. EAT THE DAMN BREAD CRUMBS."

Mako was out patrolling the beach way as an extra precaution for any demons or the like out causing trouble. Humans weren't out of the ordinary for him to see, however when he spotted the other violently hurling bread at the birds and chuckling a bit.

"Be careful, they'll chase you down and maul you if you don't feed them enough." He murmured as he went by, picking up on the birds irritation with the other man and shaking his head slightly.

"You also sound like a mad man." Walking away now, just in case the other actually was some maniac.

LUky for the stranger, Aki was a manic. Aki just stared at him, raised an eyebrow. Then stared at the birds trying to avoid him.

Maybe the birds can maul someone.

So Aki decided to test it out, throwing the bread crumbs at the man who is quickly making a retreat from him.

"Go seagulls." Chuck. "Get the mouthy man." Chuck. Chuck. "He's stealing yer bread!" A few more toss at the man's back.

Mako quickly became annoyed with the other tossing bread at him, turning back and walking toward the other, moving to grab him by both his shirt and pants and walking over towards the water, tossing him into the ocean unceremoniously.

"You should be more polite, otherwise other people might get annoyed with you."

"EH?"

SPLASH!

It was cold. Cold and WET. That...SONOFVABITCH.

"...I can't hear you over the sound of your stupid." Aki was cold and wet and he was going to get revenge all in the tackle to bring the stranger down in the sand, literally pouring sand into man's shirt.

"I PAID STUPID AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THIS OUTFIT, YOU MOUTHY STUPID PIECE OF TOAST!"

Mako wasn't all that shocked when the other came at him, however instead of letting the other manage whatever it was he was after, he let the soggy man instead stumble and fall off to the side as Mako stepped out of the way very last second, turning to look at him.

"Stupid amount is right, that outfit is plain hideous. You should go back and ask for a refund." he laughed, moving to pick the other up again and once more toss him into the water.

"Time to cool off."

Perfect! Just because he missed the first time, doesn't mean that he's going to give up! No! Aki does not give up, instead, he held on to the other's shirt as he was tossed.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.

"JUST LIKE YER FACE!"

And splat. Aki threw the wet leftover piece of shirt at the other's head.

Mako was more than a little yanked over the other tearing his shirt, and briefly contemplated holding Aki's head under water for a prolonged amount of time. The moment passed as he lifted away the shirt piece and tossed it aside, clicking his tongue against his teeth.

"Do you have a death wish or something? Because youre about to die if you don't stop."

"YOU'RE THE ASS LICKING BUTT FACE THAT STARTED THIS!"

It's true, for once Aki was just innocently feeding the birds like he's snow white when this fucker showed up.

"So..." Aki splashes more water at the other, hoping to get it in the eye. "HOW YOU LIKE THEM SALT WATER!"

SPLASH, SPLASH, SPLASH!!

It was really hard to take the other seriously when he behaved like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum. He didn't really care about the splashing, though raised an eyebrow at the other.

"Salt water doesn't bother me." he laughed, walking back a few steps so that the others splashing was rather pointless.

"Youll catch a cold if you stay in the cold water for a long time."

Aki fumed to himself and as if on cue: He sneezes.

"For the love of...." He wasn't allow to say god or hell, it tends to get Koshi and Kiyo riled up.

"Goatcheese."

He got up and started to pull off his shirt. Fuck it's cold. And wring it when it occurred to him.

With a flick of the wrist, he snapped the shirt into a whip right at the other.

TWACK!

And just like that, with the twack went all of Mako's patience. No amount of begging was going to stop what was going to happen next.

He turned on his heel, moving back other to the other and grabbing the sopping wet shirt, taking both of the others hands and without hesitation, tied them together with the wet shirt, knotting it tight before abruptly head butting the other.

It didn't stop there though as he firmed his grip on the material of the shirt, giving a good hard yank and sending the other into the air as Mako started to turn, spinning them as an inhumane speed.

Well that got a reaction and that somehow warms a cold, dark place inside of Aki's heart. He kept his hold on to the sodden shirt and that proved to be the wrong move when he was bounded and KLONK.

Whatcha know, Aki's head isn't empty after all.

"Ow...."

That was the most Aki managed as he was blinking away the dark spot. The guy's head is hard. Enough to make him certain that he's not on the ground anymore and the world is spinning a whee bit faster than usual.

"Imma puke."

Around and around they went and just before Mako was sure the other was going to hurl over him, he let go and sent the other on another flying lesson, though in case he fainted he sent the other flying into a giant sand castle several feet down the shore instead of water, watching him crash into it and send sea gulls freaking out.

He hoped they shat on the other, brushing his hands off on his jeans before moving back over to the other, taking some sand and pouring it into the others mouth. "Youre a pest."

He hit the sand hard and now he made a decision: That asshole's gonna die.

Spitting out the sand, hacking rather indecently at the situation but it didn't stop him from trying to stand on wobbly knees. God, he's like fucking Bambi on the first day of spring or something.

"And you're annoying."

Mako moved and lifted the other up onto his legs, patting the others cheeks a bit. "Now now, I'm far more than just annoying." He chuckled, tipping the others chin up before planting his palm against the others forehead, sending him stumbling back against the sand once more, probably with enough force to sprain the others neck. "Best be good now."

"Ow."

Aki stated. Just ow. Because that's all he can think of as he was falling backwards.

Oh, but he did think of grabbing the other's arm with him. Aki's not going down! And he was, he's going to take someone with him.

".....I'm not very good at being good."

He grinned.

The other was going to end up regretting that. Mako was going to make sure of it.

He caught himself when landing over the other, scowling at the other harder than he'd ever scowled before. "I could kill you and no one would notice, I hope you know."

"I would think differently. I have very annoying birds, who would probably made a huge..." Aki stopped for a moment. "Wait, I don't think they would mind that much."

Koshi always goes on and on about heaven and Kiyo...well, he probably wouldn't noticed as long as Aki doesn't distrubed his sleep. Nevermind Aki probably didn't leave much of a footprint as to who he was.

"You're right for once."

But that didn't stop Aki from grabbing his nose and twisting. Never said he wasn't going to go down fighting.

Mako raised a curious eyebrow as the other mentioned birds, really beginning to think for sure that the other was mental and then he grabbed his nose and Mako grabbed the others wrist, squeezing down on it until he felt the bones break.

"Do you seriously have a death wish?!"

Something broke. Considering that everything hurts and that his wrist actually seems to stand out against his migraine, he's going to assume it's broken. Or going to need to see a doctor.

"....That hurts."

"I would figure so considering that it's broken." He chuckled and let go, moving away from the other. "You should probably go to the doctor."

Before the other get too far, Aki managed to tug on the other's hair once more.

"...I can't."

Just sayin' the truth.

"You did this, take responsibility, asshole."

"I broke your wrist not your foot." He pointed out before lifting the other up using his clothes and heading off the beach. "You're really heavy for such a small pest."

"Don't be a bitch. I'll go on a diet later."

What a jerk. Aki whined but that did'nt stop him from stopping the other from dragging him off.

"Aye, can't you be a bit more gentle? My place is over there somewhere..."

Shit, he probably should've wrote down his new condo's address.